Serena Freewomyn

Condi Says She Doesn't Do Veep

Filed By Serena Freewomyn | April 10, 2008 3:52 PM | comments

Filed in: Politics
Tags: Condoleezza Rice, Larry Craig, NFL, pro-choice, vice president

Forget what you've heard, Condi says she won't do Veep. Sure, she'll do anal. And we all know she's into the S&M (fuck me boots, anyone?), but she's not about to get it on with John McCain, no matter how good it is for the ticket.

Rice took a question on the issue at a joint news conference Tuesday with the foreign ministers of Canada and Mexico, Maxime Bernier and Patricia Espinosa.

She heaped praise on Senator McCain but insisted she has no plans to run with him.

"Senator McCain is an extraordinary American, a really outstanding leader, and obviously a great patriot," she said. "That said, I'm going back to Stanford, back to California, west of the Mississippi. I very much look forward to watching this campaign and voting as a voter."

WTF does she mean when she says that she'll be voting as a voter? Is there another way to vote that I'm not aware of? And we all know that California is west of the Mississippi. So why even bother to mention it?

I remember when Condi said she wanted to be the Commissioner of the NFL. If that isn't dyke talk, I don't know what is. But I digress . . .

Condi has clearly said in the past that she wouldn't run for President, so what's with all the VP speculation? Sure, it would help the Republicans hedge their bets against Obama AND Hillary. She's black and she's got a vag. And hell . . . if she keeps up the football talk, she might even get the lesbian vote. Shit, she's even "mildly pro-choice." Which is exactly why she has less of a chance of getting picked than Larry Craig. The right wingers hate tap dancing, but they hate baby killers even more.

I do like rumors and speculation, though. So can we find something more interesting about Condi to dish about? Like where sister gets her dominatrix boots? MEOW!

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Yeah, but Cheney was in charge of finding someone for W's veep and found himself!

Rule one in a VP search they who scream the loudest I dont want it are in the short list.Hmm and yes I love Condi's style in boots

Carry on

Don Sherfick Don Sherfick | April 10, 2008 6:00 PM

"Which is exactly why she has less of a chance of getting picked than Larry Craig."

I know Larry Craig starts from way back in the stall, but don't count him out just yet. And then there is the thought of throwing John under the bus (as opposed to throwing him under the john, which would be redundant) and forming the dream ticket": Condi and Larry. McCain gets appointed NFL Commissioner for consolation. A win-win-win if I ever saw one.

Well Bil dont know if you have heard this but Dick was supposed to have been gone by now and W's hand picked replacement would be running for President as VP guess that plan went down the drain.

Carry on

Hopefully bush will keep up his support for mccain, campaigning for him and speaking on his behalf. Bush's approval is at 28%

The dems can use all the help they can get.

Yep, yep, but do we have to use the same insults used by the freepers and their ilk?


Do you suppose that Condi is looking at a run for Governor or Senator in California?

Or maybe a teaching position and a coming-out party?

Oh, God Cathy! I hope Cheney isn't around for another 4 (or 8) years! Why can't someone just shoot him in the face?

That would only happen if GW declares martial law and cancels the election like so many like to say say saw on there super secret web page they just happened to find.Then I prefer the fantasy I keep seeing that Laura and Condi realy are the ones running the show as super secret lesbian lovers.


It's not the first time and it won't be the last.