Bil Browning

Jacking off can save your ass

Filed By Bil Browning | April 18, 2008 12:30 PM | comments

Filed in: Living
Tags: jacking off, jerking off, masturbation, playing with yourself, prostate cancer, spanking the monkey

Or something like that. I know I'm safe.

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I love to masturbate, but I don't have a prostate. So where does that leave me?

Brynn Craffey Brynn Craffey | April 18, 2008 8:02 PM

Serena, I'll bet there are other, hidden health benefits, too.

And don't forget the benefit of happiness extending your life!!

Have fun kids but be in by 9

Robert Ganshorn Robert Ganshorn | April 19, 2008 12:59 AM

As they used to say in convent school "lights out at nine, candles out at ten."

There IS health benefit to ejaculation in that it literally removes material that would otherwise have to be reabsorbed by the body. Sometimes in that process this material sours and can create prostate difficulties. Now you have something new with which you may impress your urologist.

I had so many joke options for this story.

If this catches on it could change the sex lexicon. Someone will be giving me head and I can say "Yeah, baby. Take my hot load of carcinogens."

But I can't "jerk off" since I don't have anything to jerk anymore!

I had to learn how to masturabate all over again since surgery. It isn't one of those things they mention in any of the literature. I can honestly say I do not "jack off" anymore. The procedure is totally different now.

I love being a woman!

"Someone will be giving me head and I can say "Yeah, baby."

Someone, Bil?? Anyone we know? ;-)

"Jacking off can save your ass"? No shit! No matter how rough it gets, I have yet to end up with hemorrhoids on my palm.