Prince Gomolvilas

The Official Obama Pleasure Toy. Seriously.

Filed By Prince Gomolvilas | January 20, 2009 4:30 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: Barack Obama, Sex Toy

I would like to interrupt this Inauguration Day to bring you a news item that is unexpected and perhaps even unwelcome. Proceed at your own peril....

This is either a logical extension of hero worship or the most distasteful sex toy to come out of an industry in which distastefulness is commonplace. Ladies and gentleman, I present to you a shamelessly opportunistic product called Head O State: The Official Obama Pleasure Toy. Yes, it's a dildo with President Barack Obama's bust seemingly carved into the shaft.

It's waterproof, and it comes in blue or gold. There's oh-so-much I can say about this, but, really, doesn't the product speak for itself? Go to the website if you must know more and see more pics. Pervs.

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oh my.

I mean... I can't quite imagine putting it... um... anywhere.

the mantle maybe.

for conversation.


Oh. Stop. I can't stop laughing now!

Renee Pookmuffin | January 20, 2009 7:09 PM

Yes, on the mantle next to the commerative plate and the colletor's edition coin. The marketing is getting out of hand, really. Have some respect for the office! Hillarrrious.

Maybe I'll get my girl the dildo.
Hmm. the possibilities!!
(OK, maybe I might use it...)

Family secret: Jerame's mom bought me one of those damned plates for Xmas. It's still in the box. LOL

Better than a George Bush one!!

this one accomplishes the mission.

as opposed to the George Bush one...

Marla R. Stevens Marla R. Stevens | January 20, 2009 8:52 PM

If I'm gonna get fucked by him, as I suspect I regularly will, I might as well get something out of it!

Is this part of Barack Obama's stimulus plan?

Hmmm. Perhaps. People will be so busy letting their candidate "love them back" that they'll forget the economic woes.

Oh, Bil's being all coy. He's the one that sent me the link, which means he must've been surfing the internet to see if he could exchange his Obama plate for something else. Let us know when it arrives, Bil.

Shhhh, Prince. I have a reputation to uphold. Now that you're on the site, I won't be alone in my vapid celebrity sex posts, but you don't have to tell folks that I'm outsourcing! Geez! :)

(And I would totally make a trade. Just sayin'.)