Terrance Heath

OK, Just Please Don't Rap

Filed By Terrance Heath | July 08, 2009 9:30 AM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, McCain campaign, Obama campaign, rap album

Aw, man. First K-Fed and now this?

Levi Johnston

Levi Johnston is now officially an aspiring actor and model. And according to his new manager Tank Jones, he is getting closer to a clinching a deal that will help him support the baby son he fathered with his former girlfriend, Bristol Palin.

“There’s offers on the table for a little bit of everything - sitcom appearances, a reality show, some modeling,” Jones tells PEOPLE. “We haven’t signed anything, but there’s offers.” Jones declined to give specific details.

Johnston’s interest in a show business represents one of the few viable careers open to him, Jones adds. A high-school dropout passionate about hunting and hockey, Johnston, 19, “is going to go and take the test and finish school and enroll in some college courses,” his manager says. “[But] it’s not like he can go and get a normal job now. Because of all the publicity. The whole interviewing thing, and red carpet and paparazzi - he still hasn’t gotten comfortable with it, but what else does he have? Can he go work at McDonald’s? … He wants to take care of his son financially.”

OK. I understand. He was rescued from bad hair by the McCain campaign. He was rescued from a shotgun wedding by Obama’s campaign. I suppose now the guy’s gotta do something. Plus, he’s young amd relatively easy on the eyes.

If he has some talent, that’s a bonus. I just ask one thing, don’t even think about making a rap cd. OK?

Still, I’m getting tired of people who are apparently famous either for how much they’ve reproduced or with whom.

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How long before he makes a sex tape with some starlet?

I am praying that that happens, Bil. How do you know me so well?

I agree. Mouth shut (i mean no vocabulary)and pants off. It is the only thing people real wanna see from him. Someone give him some money and tell him to go away already.

Wrong musical format. You'll next see him with a guitar, warbling with Hank Williams Jr. and Kid Rock.