Bil Browning

Bugs Bunny's penis

Filed By Bil Browning | September 13, 2009 7:00 AM | comments

Filed in: You Gotta See This
Tags: Bugs Bunny's penis, cartoon nudity, Easter eggs

You always knew there was something going on between Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny. Those toons are full of smut. With those two characters alone, there's cross-dressing, role play, and BDSM. Don't believe me? Watch Bugs show Elmer his d--k since the big virile hunter was hanging around outside his shower. Maybe they're at the baths; that would explain it.

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You're absolutely right, Bil --- Bugs Bunny cartoons are full of smut, and there is one Bugsy cartoon I watched in childhood which I am certain helped warp me into the pervert I am today.

The cartoon involved Yosemite Sam hunting down Bugs Bunny. But every time Yosemite Sam would corner Bugs, ol' Sam would pull out his huge hand revolver and that would be the end of the capture. Bugs would pull out of thin air an enormous magnet, and use the magnet to snatch Yosemite Sam's gun out of his hands.

But the magnet would do more than that: it would pull the metal buttons off of Sam's shirt, it would pull the metal fillings out of his teeth, it would pull the bullets out of their little loop-holds on his leather belt, and finally it would pull the huge metal belt buckle off his belt. And that point, Yosemite Sam's pants would fall down and he was left standing there in nothing but his huge floppy western hat and his boxer shorts.

To move on, Yosemite Sam would yank down his hat over his whole body, and then instantly re-emerge fully clothed again, and the chase would re-ensue.

This magnet routine would happen three times during a, say, 8-minute cartoon --- but the third time had a different ending. After the bullets are pulled out of Sam's belt and the belt buckle flies away, Sam's pants fall down for the third time --- but this time he is wearing a diaper held in place by a huge safety pin. The safety pin pulls loose and flies toward the magnet, the diaper falls, and Yosemite Sam is standing there buck naked except for a fig leaf over his privates.

It amazes me as an adult that an early cartoon would play and re-play what amounts to a male strip-tease for kids --- or maybe it was even more because Yosemite Sam's involuntary, violent strip was suggestive of rape, making it all the more titillating.

Each time the magnet would strip Yosemite Sam, the same musical jingle would play. I can still here that music note for note. I'm now 55 and still the memory of this cartoon is extremely erotic, even after all the explicit experiences I've had in showers and steamrooms of bathhouses. Re-playing that cartoon sequence in my mind is more powerful than watching a porno movie.

You always knew there was something going on between Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny.

You're damn right I did!

Some of the old cartoons are now available on DVD, but I haven't been able to find this one.