Alex Blaze

The cutest anti-sex brigade ever

Filed By Alex Blaze | September 08, 2009 5:30 PM | comments

Filed in: Politics
Tags: cruising for sex, England, pigs, police

I pigs_are_friends_card-p137172948844322546qjf7_210.jpghave no idea if he's homophobic or not, but I get that it's annoying to have people on your property who weren't invited. This Coventry farmer let pigs go on his farmland at night to keep cruisers off:

"It was the son of the landowner who had the idea to put pigs there.

"I'm not homophobic, I just don't like trespassers.

"The police didn't want to know.

"At its worst there were as many as 10 cars parked in nearby lanes, and they'd start from about 11am."

It's probably the best idea for everyone: while we call the police "pigs," they'd have probably handled this situation with a whole lot less grace and much more destroying-of-lives than actual pigs.

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Robert Ganshorn Robert Ganshorn | September 8, 2009 7:32 PM

Judging by the comments to the article the readers seem to wonder about the title. If the evidence was makeshift beds and used condoms no reason to expect it might not be a hetero romp in the woods.

In that Britain has one of the most extensive DNA files in the world it is surprising that even the condoms were left. :) I side with the farmer who doubtless knows a good "ham" when he sees one.

I'm with the farmer. Trespassing is breaking the law; it's not a public park.

Its true, there's no reason to think it might be a straight couple. Then again... I've known straight couples who do it in the woods as like a one-time thrill-seeking thing. I know gay men (not all, but I've known some) who call it Tuesday.

Trespassing AND public sex are breaking the law. That's what the BATHHOUSE is for! :-) If you HAVE to get your exhibition on...

As a past farmer, I can understand why that farmer did not like cruisers (We called them Parkers)on the land! #1 They blocked the roads so we could not pass. #2 Most left Nasty smelly stuff behind that could hurt the livestock we had to clean it up! #3 Complaints were made about naked people running around on our land and the police would come visit us