Gloria Brame, Ph.D.

Santa Balls

Filed By Gloria Brame, Ph.D. | December 19, 2009 10:00 AM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, Entertainment
Tags: humorous vintage ad, Santa in vintage ads, vintage ads, vintage Santa

1932 golf trade card for Terminal Magic Shops


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You know, as a transwoman, that card just made me laugh, my balls ended up in the rough in 2007!

Can't get much rougher than medical waste.

Don Sherfick Don Sherfick | December 19, 2009 2:49 PM

Some 77 years later it appears Tiger Woods should have opened his cards a lot earlier.

When you find Santa's balls under your tree on Christmas morning, you can be sure that he made a hasty exit --- and I bet he yelled something other than "Ho, ho, ho!" as he climbed up the chimney ... Ouch!

Somehow I knew someone would make a Tiger Woods joke....

Actually though, the old, old rumor is that Santa is a leather bear (not hard to believe, check out those boots, that thick belt, and all the leather on his sleigh) and has been into CBT for decades, his favorite indulgence being showing off how he can throw his sac over his back.