Prince Gomolvilas

The Olfactory Beauty of Vulva Original

Filed By Prince Gomolvilas | February 13, 2010 12:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: Colin Farrell

In a previous post on my Bamboo Nation blog, I established Mr. Colin Farrell's love of a woman's vagina, which I assume can be attributed to the fine scent it emits. (As a gay man, I can only make assumptions when it comes to the scent of a woman.) When straight men and gay women go down there, I'm sure they too want to scream, like Mr. Farrell, "Breakfast, lunch, and motherf*cking dinner right here!"

It was only inevitable, then, that a product like Vulva Original (this is 100% real and not a joke!) would hit the market with such shameless force. It's not a perfume or anything like that. It's a container of vagina scent that you can sniff whenever you want.

According to the manufacturers:

The vaginal scent of a beautiful woman. VULVA Original is NOT a perfume. It is the feminine, erotic, intimate scent for your own smelling pleasure. The NEW scent filled into an exclusive glass phial with a comfortable roll-on-applicator with more content of that precious, organic substance.

Our greatest challenge was to preserve the intimate scent without altering the essences thereof. After many years of extensive testing and an especially developed preservation procedure, we have succeeded in capturing the sought-after organic vaginal scent with a long lasting effect.

The phial is shaken gently...only a tiny amount of the slightly yellow, desirable substance is applied onto the back of the hand and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head. Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the intimate smell of an irresistible woman.

Seriously? Seriously?!

Here's the probably not-safe-for-work promotional video. Watch:

The naked-woman photos on the definitely not-safe-for-work website are kind of hilarious. (Take note of the URL, by the way.)

[H/T 50in50.]

[Cross-posted on Bamboo Nation.]

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I think life just got easier for the people who sell used panties for profit.

How do they manufacture such a thing? Do they pay women to be "vagina juice donors"? Is that a process similar to being a sperm donor?

That's creepy on so many levels XD.

And, having heard from many straight men's horror stories, vaginas don't always smell too well lol. Just like fucking pigs who don't wash their dick and then expect you to go down on them.

"When straight men and gay women go down there"

seriously? even on an LGBT website you're going to ignore the "B"? i know it's clumsy to say "straight/bi" and "gay/bi" but i would have thought that here of all places would be one place that would bother to do it. so much for inclusiveness...

For a price, I will sell them my underwear. There's money to be made in various ways, and this might be one of them. (hee hee)

Thank you!! Thank you!! Thank you!!!

These are the kinds of posts that make Facebook fun for me....I hope my aunts/cousins enjoy VULVA.


You're welcome, Patrick. Don't you wish it were Christmas, just so you can give these out as presents to EVERYONE?

Now I'll admit to liking a man's musk, but I'd never steal an exercise bike's seat just to sniff it occasionally. Jeebus that video is fucking creepy.


Oh. M. G. Prince, you never fail to show us unimaginable follies :-)

I'm guessing the copy was written by a bunch of dudes. Because, for women, the words "slightly yellow" does not combine with "desirable substance" extruded from vagina. Just saying, you know?

And I take it this is not meant to attract other women? I mean, would a woman actually be attracted to a man smelling like...well, a "slightly yellow, desirable substance?" So, essentially, the point is for the man to give himself a hard-on every now and then?

Okay, I think I just tied myself into knots right there...what marketing genius came up with this one???

Again, Yasmin, I have no experience in this, so I had to assume that glorious vaginal juices are "slightly yellow" and that's why they mentioned it. You mean to tell me that glorious vaginal juices are NOT "slightly yellow"? But...but...but...they went through years of extensive testing!

Hahahahaha. OK, now they need to make a man's crotch perfume. I'm sure that would have a market.

I was waiting to see if someone would suggest that ... maybe we could start a celebrity product and call it something like "Shaq's Funky Jockstrap" ...

been there with the vagina smell in the past...not likin' it! i cannot imagine this...i remember as a teenager being told "smells like fish" and finding out later how right it was....forgive me - i'm sure it's only the straight women who have this particular "fragrance."

i enjoy the musky smell of a man's crotch, of course; but i don't think i'd want to notice it from his cologne.