Prince Gomolvilas

12 Hot Asians and 12 Hot Mormons Walk into a Bar... (The 2011 Edition)

Filed By Prince Gomolvilas | January 03, 2011 12:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: Asian-American, Brigham Young University, BYU, LDS, LGBT calendar, male models, Mormon

A couple years ago, I wrote about how my tradition of buying Zac Efron calendars was under review because there were entrepreneurs pervy enough to mass-produce calendars featuring nothing but hot Asian guys and hot Mormon dudes (though, oddly, not at the same time - where all the Asian Mormons at?! - holla!).

As I contemplate the new year and what shall grace my bare wall, I will once again consider the Asian Men Redefined calendar and its hunky models. They make a big deal about how proceeds will benefit the Asian & Pacific Islander Wellness Center, but I'm shallow enough to only care about the quality of monthly shirtless guys. (Man, they don't know their target audience, do they?)

Ready for a sampling? Click the pics to engorge, er, I mean, enlarge:

And, once again, half-naked Asians may get trumped by the uber-taboo and delightfully inappropriate Men on a Mission calendar, which features returned Mormon missionaries who are also alumni of Brigham Young University.

Man, if I were more business savvy and out of the closet when I was in college, I'd be a millionaire! (Or at least a thousandaire.)

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"Redefined"? It just looks like another aesthetic of masculinity Asian men will be judged against.

You mean instead of the usual stereotype of brainy nerds? This seems like a "redefinition" of that stereotype to me.

Awesome. Thanks for featuring something other than white college/frat boys. Diversity rocks!

You're welcome! Gotta spread the hotness....

dharmapupil | January 4, 2011 4:43 AM

I don't understand. Both my exes were Mormons, and they were no-wax blondes... Where did they find all these gorgeous brunettes?

Ah, it's 2011. It's the dawning of a new age (of hot Mormons).