Bil Browning

Germany: Sex slave causes terror alert

Filed By Bil Browning | January 07, 2011 4:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: Germany, sex slave

This is too damned funny.Gas Masked Beauty

German police launched a full-scale poison terror alert after a kinky dominatrix ordered her slave to walk the streets in Guenzburg wearing a PVC catsuit and a gas mask.
Police did not file charges because the man was acting voluntarily and hadn't actually broken any laws. They did warn him and his dominatrix about their behavior in public.

One officer said, "I guess any punishment we could come up with just wouldn't compare to what he's used to."

Neighbors freaked out and called the po-po after the slave was seen rolling in the snow and "gasping for breath underneath his full-face rubber mask." He was being punished by his mistress.

(Photo via bixentro's Flickr photostream)

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... I am speechless.

Now in the US this guy would have gotten at least 6 months jail time. Oh Prison industrial complex.

In American, they would have arrested the slave and master, held them on foreign soil in a prison for several years, give them legal representation eventually, then quietly released them without so much as an apology. The few media orgs that would have picked it up would just get comments like "If you don't want to be picked up for being a terrorist, then DON'T FUCKING WEAR A MASK IN PUBLIC!!!! Shit, serves them right."

Truth and Reason | January 8, 2011 6:53 AM

Pretty sure anyone who would wear a mask in public in the Americas would arouse suspicion. But it would be hilarious to watch the public reaction. Of course you would need to hide the camera..

YouTube Idea..

Lynn Miller | January 8, 2011 3:32 PM

Things such as used to happen in Indianapolis a few years ago. A local dominatrix would take her slaves out on the local nature trail, fully dressed in latex and on a leash. Its a bit hard to tell from the photo, but the slave in the bottom photo seems to have his face covered.

I'm not sure what ever came of the controversy. Perhaps someone local knows?

Its tasteless but...

oh yeah, 'Slave' getting picked up, handcuffed... wait, Mistresses handcuffs taken off and policemans offcial handcuffs put on, rough up Slave a bit, toss in police car, man-handled out of police car, marched in front of camera to be humiliated, thrown in to lock up and gang raped...
Taken out and interogated, sent to Gitmo where Slave is further humiliated. Hell, even water boarded...

OK, again tell me how this is 'punishment' to Slave? A ture sub would be thinking "I died and gone to heaven!"
Anyone smart enough to realize that would do the EXACT OPPOSITE to try to punish them.
If I had picked Slave up, I would still have ended up laughing my ass off.

Jane Thomas | January 8, 2011 1:27 PM

That's the way life can be here in Bavaria. At any rate it's the Fasching season.

Would it be so hilarious if the dom had been a male and the humiliated naked sub a woman?