Sara Whitman

Religion Is Like a Penis

Filed By Sara Whitman | April 13, 2011 12:30 PM | comments

Filed in: Living
Tags: fundamenalism, penis, religion

So true. (Thanks, Pete.)


crossposted at Suburban Lesbian Housewife

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And just like dicks... some religions and the people attached to them are a lot uglier than others. :)

I'd almost vote for this as comment of the week because it made me laugh so much.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Annette Gross Annette Gross | April 13, 2011 5:25 PM

I love this! It's the best thing I've read all day! Gotta share it!

Too true. I've sworn off both.

Just like a dick, the important thing about a religion is not how big it is but whether you personally know how to use it properly.

I gotta say, it made me laugh so much... because it is SO TRUE.

If religion is a penis, then what's a vagina?

"If religion is a penis, then what's a vagina?"

An altar boy??

Religion is like a's for people who suck.

Overheard being whispered desperately late one night by Mary Magdelene:

Stand up! ... Stand up for Jesus!

Yes, every time a kid hears a subway preacher it's *just like* they're being orally raped!

I'm really disappointed in this site and it's commentariat for doing the whole 'this kind of unpleasant thing is just like sexual assault' bullshit. Unbelievably offensive.


Just because you have one, doesn't make you better than people who don't

Don't pick on people who are trying to get rid of theirs

(The simile falls apart at this point, because what about people who convert straight from one religion to another?)