Bil Browning

Fred Karger Will Save You From Alien Frisbees

Filed By Bil Browning | May 10, 2011 10:30 AM | comments

Filed in: Politics
Tags: Fred Karger, New Hampshire, political advertising

While Fred Karger's political ad is called, "Demon Frisbee," it seems more like an alien frisbee to me. The kooky gay Republican has put out a spot in New Hampshire touting his, um, free Fred frisbees. Sure, giggle all you want, but those frisbees made the local nightcast in Des Moines.

In related news, President Obama was heard last night imploring Michelle to bone up on her hula hoop skillz. Rightwing nutjob Rick Santorum, however, decried the Satanic frisbees and warned that it was a gateway toy to Twister, the most seductive of 60s games.

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Ugh, someone needed to edit that last bit just a teeeny bit more...

I don't know if "Fred Who?" is the best slogan for a winning campaign.