Bil Browning

Sensitive Nipples & Anal Cranials

Filed By Bil Browning | June 02, 2011 7:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: Bob Patrick, Daniel Tosh, sensitive nipples

Just when you think Daniel Tosh couldn't possibly get any gayer for a supposedly straight guy, he, uh, tops himself. Wait. Uh, you know what I mean.

The video is below. I'm not even going to try to describe it more than this: Daniel hires a "pleasure coach" for his writing staff.

C'mon... Like you've never had an anal cranial before! (And, yes, I mean you!)

If you live in the Los Angeles area and would like to hire Bob Patrick for a nipple massage, here's his website.

(Hat tip to AfterElton)

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Oh Em Gee what on earth is going on in peoples minds.

You beat me to it! I saw this last night and couldn't stop laughing.

Anal cranial? How about an anal mandibular? ... Or maybe an anal metacarpal (with lots of Crisco)? ... The pleasure possibilities are endless ... so to speak.

P.S. The anal mandibular gets more interesting if the masseur has a beard stubble that feels like a wire brush ...

For the record, I have had an anal cranial before, and it felt amazing.

Gaytorguy | June 3, 2011 4:00 PM

I am wondering if that is the biggest cranial Daniel Tosh has had in that area?! LOL
No offense, but I really don't think Tosh is str8. Maybe like Michael Stipe of REM fame. Tosh is 20% str8 and 80% gay?