Bil Browning

18 Dirty Things You Can Only Say on Thanksgiving

Filed By Bil Browning | November 23, 2011 9:00 AM | comments

Filed in: Living
Tags: say on thanksgiving, Thanksgiving traditions

Note: For the first couple of years I ran this on Thanksgiving as an open thread. Since it's been a few years now, let's break it back out a day turkey.jpegearly this year so there'll already be some suggested additions in the comments section when Turkey Day dawns.

A friend sent in this funny list of 18 things you can only say on Thanksgiving. It seems like a great choice for today's open thread question. What else can you only say on Thanksgiving? I know how clever Projectors are, so I'm looking forward to the responses.

  1. Talk about a huge breast!
  2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
  3. It's Cool Whip time!
  4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
  5. That's one terrific spread!
  6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
  7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
  8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
  9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
  10. Don't play with your meat.

Rest after the jump.

  1. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
  2. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
  3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
  4. You still have a little bit on your chin.
  5. How long will it take after you stick it in?
  6. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
  7. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
  8. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

So who's got the other two quips to bring us up to an even 20 things you can't say?


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Seconds anyone?

I'm so glad you got a big one.

Check the thighs.

"Tie the legs down, it'll keep the thighs moist."

"Next, put your hand all the way in..."

"Oh, but I've always liked yours the best!"

"I don't care whose it is, I'll eat it."

"You *do* know where to stick that in...right?"