Bil Browning

Tom Cruise: Traditional Marriage Is Mission Impossible?

Filed By Bil Browning | June 30, 2012 1:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Marriage Equality, Quote of the Day
Tags: gay rumors, Katie Holmes, lifetime membership, Manhunt, Tom Cruise

"Dear Tom, Sad to hear about the split. Now that the cat's (or Kat's) out of the bag and you've realized that traditional marriage is a mission impossible, maybe it's time to explore your options. We'd love to have you. Contact us at for a lifetime Unlimited Membership. You've always had us at "hello." Sincerely, Manhunt"

-- Manhunts open letter (read: advertisement) poking at Tom Cruise's recently announced divorce from beard Katie Holmes.

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