James Holmes

Lance Bass & Susan Boyle Want You to Eat Miracle Whip

Filed By James Holmes | February 20, 2013 4:30 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: Lance Bass, Parody, Susan Boyle, Village People, We Are the World

Even before I was a vegan I opposed mayonnaise and mayo related products (even vegannaise is a bit much for me), but there is something special about a group of stars encouraging me with song to "Open My Mouth," for a white, tangy, slimy spread. I'm not sure if I should giggle, gag, or spit.

Check out Miracle Whip's "Open Mouth Anthem" ad, a parody of "We Are the World," featuring stars such as Lance Bass, Susan Boyle, and the Village People.

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