John M. Becker

Semen-Filled Lattes Can Make Women Pregnant, Pastor Says

Filed By John M. Becker | December 04, 2014 9:00 AM | comments

Filed in: Quote of the Day
Tags: ATLAH, bizarre claims, coffee, James Manning, semen, Starbucks, wingnuts

"If you're drinking Starbucks, watch out if you're a woman. You might just get pregnant by drinking Starbucks. Because they've got some pretty potent semen in their drinks. And you will go home and tell your husband that you're pregnant and he'll say, 'But we haven't had sexual intercourse in years! Where did you get pregnant? Is it an immaculate conception?'

"No! It was one of Starbucks' lattes that impregnated you! Me? I'm James David Manning, everybody. I'm the Lord's servant."

-- Rev. Dr. James Manning, pastor of Harlem's ATLAH World Missionary Church, continuing his bizarre fixation with the claim made by a satirical website that Starbucks lattes contain the semen of gay men.


h/t: Joe. My. God.

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