Bil Browning

Mike Huckabee Is Not a Closeted Homosexual

Filed By Bil Browning | June 23, 2015 3:55 PM | comments

Filed in: Politics
Tags: Facebook fan page, Mike Huckabee, Q&A

During a Facebook Q&A, presidential candidate and far right nutcase Mike Huckabee answered questions from his followers. The results were predictably laughable.

While Huckabee obviously had to know there would be some crazy questions asked, he seemed to be in good spirits while answering them. He even made a few puns. How outrageous for such a buttoned up bible beater! Puns! Next thing you know, he might consider dancing!


But Huckabee didn't understand why anyone would think he is a closet case. Unless, of course, the questioner wants to date him. No way, says the Huckster. He's so heterosexual he has to count his progeny.


Strangely enough, for a guy who loves to tell folks what God is thinking and planning, he left this one on the cutting room floor. Oh well, there's always next time!


Leave a comment

We want to know your opinion on this issue! While arguing about an opinion or idea is encouraged, personal attacks will not be tolerated. Please be respectful of others.

The editorial team will delete a comment that is off-topic, abusive, exceptionally incoherent, includes a slur or is soliciting and/or advertising. Repeated violations of the policy will result in revocation of your user account. Please keep in mind that this is our online home; ill-mannered house guests will be shown the door.